Guilty Pleasures

One of my favorite websites -- "This is why you're fat.com" -- has come up about 5 times in conversation in the past week. You need to follow this website for 2 reasons:

1. No matter what kind of mood I'm in, I'm always happier after seeing this site.
2. Bacon is featured frequently.

If you or anyone you know can make/deliver the following to me -- as seen on this glorious website -- I will instantly propose marriage.

(Bacon Mug filled with Cheddar Cheese aka My Holy Grail)

***Warning: Do NOT read "This is why you're fat.com" while simultaneously eating a KFC Double Down sandwich or you will die instantly from heart failure. But by all means, please enjoy both of these guilty pleasures separately.