Showing posts with label John Kerry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Kerry. Show all posts

Saturday, May 8, 2010

TaserMania

The week of the taser continues. At the Players Championship yesterday, a man was tasered and charged with "disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence." In honor of the return of "taser" into our everyday vernacular, I'd like to take a trip down memory lane to the Kerry Campaign in 2004 and the now infamous" Don't Tase Me Bro!!!" guy. For the best part, skip to about the 2 minute mark.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Windsurfer? That's a compliment, right???


 I was very happy to be reviewed for the first time in my professional career in the Phila Inq yesterday and even happier that the production was overall positively received.  Mr. Shapiro mentioned how I wasn't that funny at first -- he must have heard from all my friends that I'm the "King of Awful Puns."  Still it was nice to hear from an outside voice that after the first 20 minutes, I grab "the play by its themes and ride it like a windsurfer."  Unfortunately, being the political dork that I am, I can't get the image out of my head of good ole John Kerry windsurfing in his Dukakis/Snoopy/Tank moment: ) 

"You're Like John Kerry with his windsurfing.  I warned him too."